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You say safari, I say Photoshop

Sometimes, a picture is worth a thousand words. Other times, the photograph needs an explanation. Such is the case with the photo evidence from our visit to the San Diego Zoo Safari Park, the zoo’s facility in Escondido where animals such as elephants, giraffes and antelope species have a lot more room to roam about. The idea is it’s like you’re on a safari. We walked among the lemurs, rode a tram to see a cheetah and rhinos, and fed nectar to beautiful rainbow lorikeets. Mostly, the day went as planned, but I’m not gonna lie. There were a few Griswold moments.

Leaping lemurs! 

Leaping lemurs! This photo was totally worth $20. It's going to be our Christmas card this year.

This photo was totally worth $20. It’s going to be our Christmas card this year.

Here we are cavorting with the lemurs! I don’t know what it is about attractions, but super-imposing animals into photographs has become a thing. They do this at SeaWorld, where the photo looks like you’re holding a baby penguin, and also at the San Diego Zoo. Outside the entrance to Lemur Walk they make you stand a certain way, cradling your arms or throwing your shoulder back just so, then one of the hired photographers takes your family’s picture and hands you a photo card with a bar code on it. Lo and behold at the end of the day when you go to the photo booth to see your portrait, it’s as if you’ve been cast into a non-cartoon remake of Madagascar. Naturally, it’s so cheesy you shell out the $20. It should be noted that the real lemurs inside the exhibit do not pose like in the picture. Mostly, they sleep up in trees.

You lookin’ at me, kid?

Bennett stares down a lorikeet.

Bennett stares down a rainbow lorikeet.

We moved on to Lorikeet Landing to hold these colourful birds. The things is, they won’t hop onto your arm unless you buy some nectar to feed them. So here’s Bennett trying to pet a lorikeet that kept hopping away from him. Finally, he put his arms down and the bird looked at him as if to say, “So, um, where’s my food dude?” It goes without saying I immediately exited the exhibit to purchase two dose cup-sized servings of liquid sugar. I think it keeps the lorikeets sane (or at least stops them from pecking your eyes out).

Redneck safari

Bennett channels his inner bumpkin boy on the Africa Tram.

Bennett channels his inner bumpkin on the Africa Tram.

To say that Bennett can sometimes be difficult at the most inopportune times is an understatement. The kid excels at it. So there we were not three minutes in to our 30-minute tram safari when Avery and Bennett start fighting. More specifically, Bennett decides to repeatedly push Avery for no apparent reason. I separate them by sitting between them and then I try to distract Bennett by pointing out the rhinos and elephants and giraffes.

Bennett: “I have to go pee.”

Me: “You’ll have to wait.”

Bennett: “I’m hungry.”

Me: “You just ate lunch. Look at the animals.”

Bennett: “I don’t like this shirt.”

What can you say to that? But Bennett had a plan. He took his shirt off and completed the safari in true NASCAR-fan style. Later, at the splash park, he ran around until his shorts and underpants were sopping wet. I guess I should be glad he didn’t have a tantrum somewhere for good measure.

But all of these silly incidents are what we’ll remember most when we think about the safari park in years to come. What’s more, we’ve got photos that perfectly illustrate our weird and wonderful safari adventures.

 

 

Tide pool discoveries in San Diego

“I got you!” Bennett says to the shore crab that I’m helping him hold in his hand. The small crustacean isn’t sure about his human captor and, after a minute, happily scuttles back into a sandstone crevice along the cliff wall at La Jolla Cove in San Diego, Calif.

Bennett holds a small shore crab at La Jolla Cove.

Bennett holds a small shore crab at La Jolla Cove.

It’s low tide on a sunny afternoon and we’re thrilled to discover numerous crabs, small fish, sea anemones and hermit crabs sheltering in deep pools along the rocky point that comprises one of San Diego’s toniest neighbourhoods. Many people come here to snorkel, sunbathe or watch the colony of harbour seals capering just offshore on Seal Rock, but after a morning boogie boarding in the waves at La Jolla Shores, Avery is ready to catch crabs and Bennett is content to repeatedly poke Nemo’s home (a sea anemone) to make it close up.

Avery plumbs the depths of every tide pool at La Jolla Cove.

Avery plumbs the depths of every tide pool at La Jolla Cove.

Avery has been a tide pool girl since last summer’s trip to Indian Arm fjord near Vancouver. This is the first time Bennett has shown interest in holding or touching sea creatures and I can’t help but wonder if it’s because they are sedentary and trapped in a pool; thus, he can torment the sea anemones and they can’t get away. Regardless, I love that they both love it, and it takes me back to my once-upon-a-time dream of becoming a marine biologist, a fleeting career aspiration that had more to do with how cool it sounded than the actual study of ocean critters.

Several days later we head to the tide pools at Cabrillo National Monument at the tip of Point Loma, where Europeans first set foot on the West Coast of the United States. I have never been to this park (entrance costs $5 per vehicle) and though we arrive early, the tide has already risen substantially, making access to some of the tide pools slippery and dangerous.

A rising tide at Cabrillo National Monument means limited access to tide pools and a couple of nerve-wracking cliff walks.

A rising tide at Cabrillo National Monument means limited access to tide pools and a couple of nerve-wracking cliff walks.

We manage to see the usual suspects of crabs and sea anemones in some of the permanent pools in the middle zone, where the water is trapped and never drains out. It would have been nice to have made it for low tide, when a small beach is revealed below the cliffs, as well as numerous pools sequestering sea stars, eels and even octopi. Next time!

The family crowds around one of the middle zone tide pools to see a blue sea anemone. Avery feeds it a crab.

Avery, Bennett and Blake crowd around to see a blue sea anemone.

Tip: Consult a tide chart before heading out to San Diego’s tide pools. Low tide is best, and in many areas viewing is even better if it’s a “minus tide” (I have no idea what that means… lower than average?).

I wore Birkenstocks in Paris — quelle horreur!

The first time I got called out for what I was wearing in a newspaper photograph was in 2009 after I’d undergone a “mommy makeover” with a local stylist and then written about it for the Calgary Herald. The stylist had helped me ditch my Lululemon uniform in favour of something more put together — jeans, a blazer and boots. A picture of me sporting the new ensemble accompanied the story. A reader e-mailed me to defend the new-mom Lulu-pant look, itemizing the ways in which my outfit was impractical (can’t play with your kid on the floor, the necklace would get pulled off by little hands, etc.).

The second and most recent time I got called out was Tuesday this week, when a reader wrote a letter to the editor expressing her horror over the shoes I’m wearing in a picture accompanying a Paris travel story that ran in the Calgary Herald on the weekend. The story is about how travellers can still live it up in the City of Lights even though the bachanalian decade that put it on the international travel map (the 1920s) is long past. I write about Hemingway’s Paris and how, though the times and the people have changed, the buildings and the city’s soul remain the same. But, according to one rather catty reader, I should be ashamed of myself for wearing Birkenstocks in Paris. She writes:

“I was stunned to see Lisa Kadane sporting Birkenstock sandals during her swishy stay in the City of Lights.

As a frequent traveller to Paris, I can tell you that no self-respecting Parisian woman would be caught dead in them.”

Meow! Or, as they say in Paris, “Miaou!” Apparently, I just can’t get this fashion thing figured out — I’m always overdressing for playdates but underdressing for strolls along the Seine. I knew, knew knew I should’ve packed my Jimmy Choos. What was I thinking?!

Fortunately, I am not Parisian — I am American and Canadian, obvs (I wore Teva sandals and cut-off jean shorts during my first visit to Paris in 1993 — take that you fashion police Herald reader!) — so I have managed to maintain my self-respect through this epic faux pas.

In which I unwittingly wear sandals in Paris that might make Coco Chanel roll over in her grave.

Photo evidence: In which I unwittingly wear sandals in Paris that might make Coco Chanel roll over in her grave.

But there are some points I would like to make that address a larger issue.

1. The day I dressed in my beloved, super-comfy Birks was a sightseeing day. There was walking involved, and Paris is a big city. Our group set off from lunch at the Eiffel Tower to walk along the Seine toward the Pont des Invalides and across the river into a shopping district, a distance of several kilometres. About half way to our destination some in our group flagged a cab because their shoes were too tight or the heels too high or straps were rubbing. Their feet hurt. I do a lot of walking when I travel and there’s nothing worse than wearing uncomfortable shoes or getting a blister. So I brought my Birks. I can walk for miles in them and never have to call a taxi. I don’t think I need to defend myself here but it should be noted I did not wear the sandals out at night to upscale restaurants. Puh-leeze.

Photo evidence: A Birkenstock rube gets some fashion intervention for a swishy night out in the City of Lights.

Photo evidence: A Birkenstock rube goes urban for a swishy night out in the City of Lights.

2. Since when do you have to dress a certain way in this city or that city? “Oh, my God! You wore a beret in Calgary? Why didn’t you bring a cowboy hat?” Crazy, right? The letter-writer is, literally, “stunned” by my sandals. Her mean-spirited comments seem to imply that I’m somehow not qualified to write about swanky restos or five-star hotels in Paris based on my shoe choice. Let me tell you: You can live it up in Paris — or anywhere, really — in Birkenstocks. Hang out in Berkeley, Calif. on a Friday night and you’ll see what I mean.

3. In my story I reference the novel The Paris Wife. It’s a story written from the viewpoint of Hadley, Ernest Hemingway’s first wife, who spent the lean and hungry years with him in Paris. Interestingly, Hadley was no fashionista (at least, according to author Paula McLain), but she and Hem managed to live la vie Parisienne — hanging out at hip cafes and drinking copious amounts of absinthe and having loads of fun in a beautiful and cultured city —  regardless. She writes:

“I also didn’t care enough about clothes to do any thinking about what would suit me. I wore what was easiest and required the least maintenance, long wool skirts and shapeless sweaters and wool cloche hats. Ernest didn’t seem to mind. If anything, he thought highly costumed women were ridiculous.”

Hear, hear! Of course, Hadley was American. I’m sure any self-respecting Parisian woman from the 1920s wouldn’t have been caught dead in a long wool skirt and shapeless sweater. Whatever.

My three points bring me to this: does it matter what shoes I wore on that hot summer day in Paris? I think not. Women should dress in a way that makes them feel comfortable, both physically and mentally. Cities do not have dress codes, and the majority of citizens will not judge you based on your wardrobe. I think letters to the editor should take issue with or support the written content in a publication, not what the author of said content is wearing. Surely the letter writer, as a “frequent traveller to Paris,” could have found ways to add to my story in a positive way, by pointing out favourite cafes or sights or hotels or cocktail lounges that I overlooked. But I think the point of her letter was to try and make me feel bad about myself for my shoes, which is both laughable and sad. Why must some women try to bring others down in this way? Does she feel better about herself now for outing me and my Birks? I wish we could move past this kind of fashion war.

It should also be noted that I never noticed any French women giving me stink eye or snickering behind my back about my sandals while in Paris. I guess they are too classy for that, or here’s a thought —  maybe they just don’t care. Which is great, because the next time I’m in Paris I am so going to wear my new Croc wedges.